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one would think that fingerbanging around thailand required the type of medical insurance that only god can provide. turns out all you need is the will to celebrate birthdays and 30 bucks. for 30 bucks you can rent a hotel room, buy a human being for 24 hours, furnish a living room, eat for two weeks, or ride an elephant while he impersonates michael jackson doing thriller. im here for the next couple of weeks, helping a trannie get some tits and religious doses of thai food. today is the queen’s birthday, so an hour-long light show over the ocean was in order for the good people of thailand. unfortunately, im under the impression that those kinds of fireworks go for, well, 60 thou and up in that length of performance. but i guess theyre making them here, in some basement i need to get access to, so the costs are cut. i try not to pretend the queen is imelda marcos (which would be a bigot “my-bad” if i were white, but is really just wishful thinking); but when thai newspapers publish radical photos like these (printed just so), i have to believe theres a PR committee trying to make the queen look like not-a-criminal (imelda flashbacks abound). she is cool cucumber riding that golf cart totally regular, o me im just saying hi to my people. what’s up people. it’s my birthday.
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